bead-bead:

rescueeffect:

My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

I mispronounced Narnia’s “Aslan” as “Alsan” for YEARS.

Pronounced “detritus” DEE TREE US.

But my favorite is my husband and Ancient Greek minor’s pronunciation of “Telemachus” as “Telemachos.”

(Source: gruntledandhinged)

Timestamp: 1397877796

bead-bead:

rescueeffect:

My mom got called on to read aloud in class and came across the word ‘island’ and pronounced the s (is-land) and the whole class laughed at her and the teacher told her she was stupid.  She grew up hating reading and has literally not read any books, newspapers, magazines, etc. since my sister and I were younger and then she only read us children’s books because she ‘had to.’  So like, don’t do this.

I mispronounced Narnia’s “Aslan” as “Alsan” for YEARS.

Pronounced “detritus” DEE TREE US.

But my favorite is my husband and Ancient Greek minor’s pronunciation of “Telemachus” as “Telemachos.”

(Source: gruntledandhinged)

not-poignant:

beneviolentskytreader:

"Creation"

working on a piece to go with this 

Guys, guys, guys, you need to start following beneviolentskytreader for some kickass artwork. I mean it. Look at that. I started following Beneviolent ages ago, and basically get these sweet artworks on my dash that are always interesting and beautiful and brighten my day or leave me thinking or have me staring for ages (like this one did).

Go check them out!

(via queenryukomatoi)

Timestamp: 1397877673

not-poignant:

beneviolentskytreader:

"Creation"

working on a piece to go with this 

Guys, guys, guys, you need to start following beneviolentskytreader for some kickass artwork. I mean it. Look at that. I started following Beneviolent ages ago, and basically get these sweet artworks on my dash that are always interesting and beautiful and brighten my day or leave me thinking or have me staring for ages (like this one did).

Go check them out!

(via queenryukomatoi)

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

(Source: cryptids, via ohjinkies)

Timestamp: 1397867169

susemoji:

snapchatmi:

Some of my snapchats~

have you thought of capitalising on your skills

(Source: cryptids, via ohjinkies)

bile9:

wut da dog doin

(Source: vinegod, via pussypoplikecolacoca)

forgottenships:

tattoo by mitch allenden

(via tattrama)

Timestamp: 1397796234

forgottenships:

tattoo by mitch allenden

(via tattrama)

tattooedbroad:

nentindo:

Dad’s Jokes Just Became Legit

I watched this like 12 times.

(via sallyicanseey0u)

“The day my father came to claim me, my mother did not wish for me to go. ‘She is a girl,’ she said, ‘and I do not think that she is yours. I had a thousand other men.’ He tossed his spear at my feet and gave my mother the back of his hand across the face, so she began to weep. ‘Girl or boy, we fight our battles,’ he said, ‘but the gods let us choose our weapons.’ He pointed to the spear, then to my mother’s tears, and I picked up the spear. ‘I told you she was m i n e,’ my father said, and took me.”

(Source: msmeminger, via the-writers-ramblings)

Timestamp: 1397792126

“The day my father came to claim me, my mother did not wish for me to go. ‘She is a girl,’ she said, ‘and I do not think that she is yours. I had a thousand other men.’ He tossed his spear at my feet and gave my mother the back of his hand across the face, so she began to weep. ‘Girl or boy, we fight our battles,’ he said, ‘but the gods let us choose our weapons.’ He pointed to the spear, then to my mother’s tears, and I picked up the spear. ‘I told you she was m i n e,’ my father said, and took me.”

(Source: msmeminger, via the-writers-ramblings)

msfili:

make me choose

eomers asked: Steve Rogers or Thor?

(via mishastielss)

Timestamp: 1397792089

msfili:

make me choose

eomers asked: Steve Rogers or Thor?

(via mishastielss)

tyrionsthrone:

Motivational Joffrey for when you are feeling down.

(via wordsarewinds)

Timestamp: 1397788299

tyrionsthrone:

Motivational Joffrey for when you are feeling down.

(via wordsarewinds)

yosb:

tell your father i’m here, and tell him the lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts

(via the-writers-ramblings)

Timestamp: 1397788105

yosb:

tell your father i’m here, and tell him the lannisters aren’t the only ones who pay their debts

(via the-writers-ramblings)

newrulesnewlife:

Gillian Anderson as Morticia Addams

(via bonny-notion)

Timestamp: 1397747891

newrulesnewlife:

Gillian Anderson as Morticia Addams

(via bonny-notion)

6,940 plays
  • Trackname:

    It's Been A Long, Long Time (Bonus Track)
  • Artist:

    Harry James and His Orchestra
  • Album:

    Captain America: The Winter Soldier

omfgdoges:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

star-spangled sex god

(Source: nataliaromanov, via sallyicanseey0u)

Timestamp: 1397744400

omfgdoges:

xusedtoberussianx:

aspecialprovidence:

{That bitch made me so mad… I swear… It’s not that hard to be polite to someone, even if you’re not interested in them on a romantic level. UGgggg you guys have no idea how passionate I am about that.

I’D TAKE SOME POPCORN FROM YOU LITTLE STEVE

#this #sit the fuck down I’m about to give you some frickity fracking life advice #don’t be a cunt. # you never know who’ s gonna turn into a star-spangled sex god. 

star-spangled sex god

(Source: nataliaromanov, via sallyicanseey0u)